She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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