is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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