I didn't shave. On purpose
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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