And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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