Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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