where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
