PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I just put wine in my tea
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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