What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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