I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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