i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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