I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
