you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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