she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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