He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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