it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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