...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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