the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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