He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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