I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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