i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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