I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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