Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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