So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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