I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We are two peas in an std pod
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Randomize
