Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've blown a few things in my day
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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