So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
