before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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