Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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