STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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