I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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