He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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