why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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