it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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