omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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