i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
tell me about the fingering
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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