Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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