I'm gonna have a badass scar
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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