Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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