So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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