no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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