My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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