They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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