You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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