BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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