u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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