a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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