it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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