On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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