well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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