i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
