In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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