Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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